Ted Ybear, the man who plays, is born at the beginning of the 20th century, in a small city called Wonderland. He is the hidden son of Emma Goldman and Nestor Makhno, who met in London in april 1923.

After a short childhood with his grandfather, he went to Spain and took part in the civil war as a member of the POUM.

Later, he went in Corsica during the second world war and in 1945 he was in Germany. Nobody knows, but the death of Hitler was not suicide but it's Ted who put poison in Hitler's traditional meal : a big beer.

After this glorious act, Ted spends a few years in Ireland where he founded the first punk band of all the history, called « Sexy Hippie Ist Toll ». Because of undergroud ideas, this band is still unknown. In fact, Ted and the other members refused to sign with the popular label of this time « He Aims I ». Then, after a beautiful career in Dublin's pubs, the band split because the guitarist brokes 3 strings in the same performance. 3 X 2 (because 2 hands) = 6 and 6+6+6 = 666. So the spirit of Lucifer was on them and they prefer to stop playing instead of being followed by the bad eye of Hell.

After that, Ted arrives in France, the country of red wine, cheese and fascists, and spends long years in the deepest place of the darkest forest of this country : the forest of Brocéliande. There, he becomes friend with leprechuns, imps and wild animals, like dragonflies, frog and bees.

In 1968, he was in Paris and participate at the riot of may, as a policeman. This job wasn't very funny but he needs money to prepare the revolution. The problem is that he really doesn't like to work, so the revolution has to wait because in 2005 he had just 96 euros and it is not enough to emancipate the masses.

In 1984, he arrives in Nancy, a small city, and create many anarchist groups wich are still alive today. But Ted's life really changes the september 11th 2001, when he finds an old record of Johnny Halliday, called « (My flag is) black, is black... ». Since this day, Ted understands that he was born for rock'n'roll. So he decides to buy a chainsaw, some pans, an old typewritter and an empty toolbox, and begins to play experimental noisy punk. Avorton Congénital is the outcome of this project, a onemanpunkhardcoreelectrofolkband.